Fails Fails Fails

How do you know when you have too many buckles on your feet?  When it takes you fifteen minutes to strap the motherfuckers up, that’s when.  Let’s hope he’s not invited to any Asian households anytime soon because big homie might break into a sweat and pass out while attempting to hastily unfasten those…things…in front of an audience

Via (nicetrybro)

So is it raining? then why the umbrella? and the hat...

Via Gaws

He must bleach—I heard it’s all the rage in Europe.

Via NTB

These douchers need to study the Hierarchy of Jawns

When your tie is as wide as it is long, you’re doing it wrong.  Moving forward, if at anytime in the future I worry about the choices that lie ahead of me and whether or not I’ll “make it” in this world, I’ll always think back to this boner as a reminder that the vast majority of human beings on this earth are clueless troglodytes and that I’m fucking awesome.

Nice Try Bro